Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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Secondly, after finally watching Spinal Tap and reading this article, I now understand the severity of spontaneous combustion.
Also, I think I read in the newspaper yesterday that in Denmark, they passed some bill that said the goverment is going to pay for disabled people to hire sex workers once a month. There's a Hamlet joke in here somewhere but I just can't seem to find it. I think governments should also pay for losers to get laid once a month. I think this would eliminate school shootings in the US. And maybe the corporate world would tumble, too. I guess we can't hope for too many good things in one day.
Sixth and lastly, I'd like to quote Dave Barry: "Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing."
2 comments:
What a surprise! I'm thug bear!
Oh lil' kim! If only you were serving your debt to society by making another one of those milk-rapper commercials. People would have so much calcium in their bones they'd stand up straight forever!
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