Things I learned this weekend:
I am better at bowling than at kareoke, which doesn't say a lot, since my shoulder is killing me; $42 is a magic number for reasons other than the obvious; Steve doesn't believe in killing babies; I'm lazy; unicorns do not poop; I shouldn't let my dad pick out hairstyles for me;
Macs like dragging, not right clicking; I get jealous pretty easily; The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants is probably the worst movie ever, although I can't be sure because I couldn't watch more than twenty minutes of it; I love the Olympics, I mean I for real absolutely enjoy watching the Olympics a lot, I always have, and yes I'm jealous that I'm not in the Olympics, although my shot at the winter games was destroyed when puberty hit (probably before that even, taking into consideration the aforementioned laziness issue); I like listening to Moby; (I know, what's the deal with that?); causing four-car pile-ups on the expressway is stressful, but it makes you feel better if CJIQ FM is playing Tribute on the radio; blah blah blah why don't I tell you something you don't already know.
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You could tell me all about the engineering wonder that is teh suspension bridge. I don't really know too much about that.
http://www.civil.utah.edu/~blaser/MM_project/structures/Tacoma.jpg
Now give me one of those iron rings you have boxes of around the house.
Also, call me when you're awake.
unicors most certainly do poo. i've seen PHOTOEVIDENCE of this somewhere, despite someone's insistance that they are magical.
Unicorns most certainly do not poo. They are far too magical to poo. Believe me, I'm an expert on this kind of thing - I had unicorn wallpaper in my bedroom until I was 18.
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